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Pizza Sellouts

My daughter Keely is a poor college kid in Madison, Wisconsin. Actually, she’s also a beautiful, recently married young woman, but “poor college kid” sounds better for the purposes of...

Why Does Toppers Pizza Exist?

A couple weeks ago I said I was pissed off that the big pizza chains are selling cheese of questionable character (and I’m still pissed off about it). In that article...

Robots to Deliver for Toppers

Dateline August 9, 2041 Toppers Pizza is on track to deploy its Pizzabots worldwide next month. The acquisition of Toppers by Google in 2030 launched a series of incredible restaurant...

Proud to Be a Chain!

I recently read a customer review where the person said they loved Toppers, but they preferred to eat at a local place! I have to admit that I didn’t know how...