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All posts by Scott Gittrich

Freaky Good Guy

When I was going to school at the University of Illinois back in the 80’s, a sandwich shop opened up on Green Street that we all started going to. They...

Three of My Favorite Things

In the summer of 1982 my friend Joey from my Freshman dorm asked me to go to the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW) with him. He told me just...

Pizza Sellouts

My daughter Keely is a poor college kid in Madison, Wisconsin. Actually, she’s also a beautiful, recently married young woman, but “poor college kid” sounds better for the purposes of...

Why Does Toppers Pizza Exist?

A couple weeks ago I said I was pissed off that the big pizza chains are selling cheese of questionable character (and I’m still pissed off about it). In that article...

Robots to Deliver for Toppers

Dateline August 9, 2041 Toppers Pizza is on track to deploy its Pizzabots worldwide next month. The acquisition of Toppers by Google in 2030 launched a series of incredible restaurant...

Proud to Be a Chain!

I recently read a customer review where the person said they loved Toppers, but they preferred to eat at a local place! I have to admit that I didn’t know how...

Sometimes it’s a Prize Fight

I’m average. I have tried to teach my kids that you don’t have to be the fastest, or the smartest, or the tallest, or the strongest, or have the best...

The Best Legal Advice I Ever Got

Over 25 years of doing business I’m pretty confident I’ve earned a law degree…and paid for it.  Attorneys are expensive, particularly bad ones, so I have settled in with a...

My 2016 Oscar Predictions

My crack staff and I have spent the last several weeks working through our nominees.  I’m proud to announce my picks for this years Oscars.  Drum Roll please…. BEST PICTURE:...